The Anti-Midas Touch

Before this trip started, I had some trouble with my phone not working correctly, so I had to go to Wadesboro while waiting for a new one. Once that was fixed, both of my parents got sick and needed medical attention. Once they were better, I drove to Colorado where my car broke down. Finally, while waiting for my car, the computer that I was using crashed and apparently has a failing hard drive. It seems that wherever I go, I leave a trail of wreckage along the way. Pretty much all I have left to break is my bike and my health, feel free to place bets on which goes first. I am going to go with health, because I am not sure that I could break that Surly if I tried.